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Men in the hood

I HAVEN'T been pulled over for yonks, so you can imagine my surprise when the blue lights flashed behind me the other night.

To be fair, it was five in the morning.

I did my usual ‘intimidate them before they intimidate you’ drill, and switched off my engine, climbed out of my car and reached the officers behind me before they had managed to open their car door.

“What's the problem, officer?" I demanded, looking down at the policeman struggling with a safety belt that wouldn't budge.

According to them, they pulled me over because I was wearing a hoodie. They had checked my details before they flashed me and had concluded from my insurance details that the car was insured for a person old enough to know that hoodies are for teenagers.

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